Hmmmm...

So, I am realizing that it's been awhile since I have made a quality post. And, more unfortunately, tonight is not going to the night that redeems me. Maybe I'll just gradually let the blog tank so you all gradually drift away from my readership...or maybe the next post will be better. I don't know, wait and see. For now, I will make meaningless observations about what is on the television.

Oh hey, my sister just came back out. I guess she can't sleep. I should help...

Okay, I'm back. You know, television is so vapid. Seinfeld is very, very bad. Like boring. I think I think I've even seen this episode before. Ooh, I wish I had a milkshake.

Perhaps I should call this a stream-of-conciousness, ego-draining, chakra purge. It would look very avant-garde on my resume. Maybe not. Now Jerry has to walk home through some park where he's afraid a serial (cereal?) killer is going to come along and saw his head off. I think I'm getting dumber...

Oh hey, there's a really old movie version of Othello on TV. Little do the TV people know that I just saw that show in my own little college. I do not really like this play, and I really, really do not like the guy who is playing Othello in this movie, he is so creepy looking. Denzel Washington would do a better job. He probably was not alive that point. Too bad. I am only waiting at this point to see who is playing Desdemona. Ugh, she's not very pretty at all! And she's wearing like the world's ugliest dress, some silver thing w/ some sickening salmon-colored fabric draped over it. Whoa, I think it's the lady who plays Wendy (very old Wendy) in Hook. She's not very good either. This movie sucks. I'm changing the channel.

Shoot, I'm still hungry. I think I will go read my novel, Cloudstreet, in an attempt to revive my intellect.

Oooh, a preview for Narnia just came on...I want french toast...